Vogue Sent Timothée Chalamet to Space and We Have Thoughts

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Timothée Chalamet’s outerspace Vogue cover has the Internet in a chokehold. We have a few thoughts of our own.

The new Vogue cover featuring Timothée Chalamet dropped, and the internet did what it does best: spiraled. Shot by Annie Leibovitz, it features Chalamet standing in a cream Celine coat and embroidered jeans, against what appears to be outer space. Maybe it’s a metaphor for his Dune 2 moment. Maybe it’s an editing choice that got a little too literal. Either way, it’s unforgettable — and undeniably the first viral cover of Chloé Malle’s era as the magazine’s new head of editorial content, succeeding Anna Wintour’s decades-long reign.

The response online? Equal parts awe, confusion, and deep-fried meme. Some love the fantasy, others can’t decide whether it’s genius or galactic camp. We had a few thoughts ourselves.

  1. Okay, wow. Was totally not expecting that.
  2. The Instagram comments are going off!
  3. Space? Like, actual space?
  4. The background does look a bit like a galaxy screensaver from 2011.
  5. What is he standing on — a planet? A soap bubble? A production assistant’s back?
  6. Annie Leibovitz shot this? So maybe it’s fine. Maybe it’s art. Maybe it’s both.
  7. Wait — did they actually fly him and Annie to space?
  8. Was this one of those five-minute Bezos stratosphere trips?
  9. Would have been so cool with a queasy Gayle King squeezing his hand, maybe.
  10. Or Zendaya just floating next to him, holding a sandworm.
  11. Okay, wait — the image is an actual NASA photo of the Emission Nebula, O 6.5 Star?
  12. That’s like, really specific.
  13. I wonder whose idea this was.
  14. Woah. The nebula is 7 light-years across.
  15. We don’t talk about how big space actually is nearly enough.
  16. He’s wearing Celine, though. Not mad about that.
  17. The coat is excellent. The floral embroidery? Risky. But points for effort.
  18. The stance: very “I own this moon now.”
  19. Sorry, nebula.
  20. The boots feel grounded — literally the only grounded thing here.
  21. Do we need watches in space? Even an Urban Jürgensen feels a little unnecessary.
  22. That gaze? Somewhere between existential and “did the intern bring my oat milk latte?”
  23. Vogue: The Final Frontier.” Beam us up.
  24. Someone please confirm: was there a fog machine involved?
  25. The lighting says “celestial,” but the pose says “’sup, bro.”
  26. (Somewhere in the Vogue offices, a retoucher is still orbiting his Wacom tablet.)
  27. What was Anna’s response?
  28. He looks like he’s about to drop the most ethereal mixtape of the year.
  29. If this was meant to symbolize being the brightest star of his generation, it feels a little…extra.
  30. Who else could pull it off, though? Maybe A$AP Rocky? Oh, duh: Bruno Mars.
  31. Everyone’s joking, but no one’s looking away.
  32. It’s camp, it’s cinematic, it’s maybe a screensaver — but it’s definitely content.

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