47 Reactions I Had After Hearing Eleven Madison Park Is Bringing Back Meat

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A real-time reaction to Eleven Madison Park’s decision to bring back meat alongside its plant-based menu.

Eleven Madison Park is reintroducing animal proteins after four years of serving an exclusively plant-based tasting menu. On its site, chef Daniel Humm writes, “Starting October 14th, we will integrate our new language into a menu that embraces choice. We will offer a plant-based menu, of course, but also select animal products for certain dishes — fish, meat, and yes, our honey-lavender-glazed duck.” He adds, “Eating together is the essence of who we are, and I’ve learned that for me to truly champion plant-based cooking, I need to create an environment where everyone feels welcome around the table.”

Why is Eleven Madison Park no longer vegan?

The shift follows a headline-making pivot in 2021, when the restaurant reopened as fully plant-based and subsequently retained its three Michelin stars — an unprecedented distinction at the time for a vegan menu. That era ends, at least in part, on October 14, when EMP will offer both a plant-based pathway and dishes featuring meat or fish. Reporting today from the New York Times, Eater, Forbes, and Fast Company contextualize the move within broader fine-dining headwinds: diner expectations, private events, wine pairings, and financial pragmatics in a luxury market that is warming to vegetables, but not always exclusively.

Eleven Madison Park meal.
Courtesy Eleven Madison Park

So, with affection for cabbage leaves shaped like couture and a tender respect for anyone who has ever cried happy tears over a beet, here are 47 thoughts I had after learning the news.

  1. Is vegan over?
  2. Okay, no, but also…kind of?
  3. Do people just really hate vegetables?
  4. Or is it that people really, really love meat?
  5. Was Eleven Madison Park actually in trouble?
  6. Or is this just a vibes recalibration?
  7. Is this the duck everyone keeps posting about?
  8. Oh god, yes, the honey-lavender one.
  9. Why do I suddenly feel like I’m cheating on a salad?
  10. Also, I’ve literally never eaten here — why am I taking this so personally?
  11. Wait, did the plant-based thing not make money?
  12. Fine dining margins are already like…0.5 percent, right?
  13. Maybe you can’t pay Manhattan rent with turnips.
  14. Was this the most famous vegan restaurant in the world?
  15. Or am I forgetting somewhere in Copenhagen?
  16. Why are vegan restaurants closing left and right this year?
  17. I thought we were all eating healthier. You know, RFK and the Blue Zones, right?
  18. Is it GLP-1s? Is it the rent? Is it us?
  19. What if healthy food is winning — like, vegetables still get top billing, meat just shows up in a cameo?
  20. Or is that framing just to make us feel better about ordering the duck?
  21. Why do people hate vegans so much?
  22. Why do vegans hate meat so much?
  23. Why am I acting like the UN of dinner service?
  24. Should food be this complicated?
  25. Maybe that’s the point.
  26. Oh, the internet is definitely fighting about this.
  27. God, the takes.
  28. “Betrayal.” “Growth.” “A necessary evil.”
  29. Why does this feel like politics?
  30. Oh right — because it is.
  31. The comments section is basically the Iowa caucuses now.
  32. Wait, does this mean the plant menu is cheaper?
  33. Nope — still $365.
  34. Okay, kind of respect that.
  35. Keeping plants priced like luxury is the only way they stay luxury.
  36. This might be the Taylor Swift effect of food news.
  37. One post, and suddenly we’re all rearranging our values.
  38. Remember when the entire climate discourse was on their plant pivot?
  39. Feels like 2019 again.
  40. Do omnivores actually order plant menus when there’s a choice?
  41. Or do they just say they will?
  42. What happens to the three Michelin stars if you split the menu?
  43. Do I still get to brag that I “support” EMP if I don’t order the duck?
  44. Do I still get to judge you if you do order the duck?
  45. I hate that I even thought that.
  46. Is the real win here that we’re all talking about the ethics of dinner again?
  47. God, I hope so.

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